grabyoursyrup:

obkstm:

killmelikeagoodfriend:

roryobrien:

So this guy I know was really kinky. He liked to eat his gf out all the time. One night, they were experimenting, and he stuck four starbursts up her vagina. He sucked four out and ate them all. The next few days she was really uncomfortable down there. So she went to the gynecologist, who pulled out a starburst. She told the guy this but my friend was sure he ate four. So they went to the doctor to figure this out. Turns out she had herpes and he sucked out a “herpes sac”. And ate it.

that made my vagina hurt.

i have never wanted to unread something so much in my life.

 i just threw up in my mouth

 ewwwwww